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Post by Stormrider on Apr 11, 2003 14:46:43 GMT -5
i posted this on the other board but ah well, ill bring it here as well to fill this one up make up captions for the images on this site: members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htmive seen some really funny ones from the message board i nicked this link from, so you got a lot to live up to go on, make me laugh here are some examples (none of them are mine tho): "Yep.. you keep fishing in this dried up lake Jim, I'm here for you" "Oh my, nice muscle tone. Do you work out?" "I am going to KILL you..." its just for a bit of fun, no prizes or anything.
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Post by jellybearwhore on Apr 11, 2003 14:58:27 GMT -5
1: please don't hurt me 2: touch me again&i'll stick this pokey thing up ur arse 3. you don't understand... i want to have ur babies
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Post by Ironlord on Apr 11, 2003 15:14:38 GMT -5
i posted this on the other board but ah well, ill bring it here as well to fill this one up [glow=yellow,2,300]*THWACK!*[/glow] I haven't hit the desperation stakes yet... Y'know, I think there's already about ten times as many posts on this forum as there ever was on my Ezboard... And the captions: 1: "Keep at it and you'll find the body of John Wilkes Booth..." (note: cryptic reference, but it should now be obvious to Chris after Monday's trip to Doodlaaay...) 2: "I wouldn't mind if you were Lisa Rogers..." (note: cryptic reference) 3: "No anasthetic? You must be the Angel Of Death!"
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Post by Stormrider on Apr 12, 2003 5:18:02 GMT -5
"Wow, I never knew Slayer could sound so good on an orgran..."
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Post by Ironlord on Apr 12, 2003 6:16:41 GMT -5
"And today's hymn is... 'In The Garden Of Eden', by I. Ron Butterfly..."
(17 minutes later, the organist collapses)
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Post by Stormrider on Apr 12, 2003 8:45:31 GMT -5
"Why the hell has this weirdo got his right arm shoved up his horn?"
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Post by Ironlord on Apr 12, 2003 9:47:02 GMT -5
Becuase that's what you have to do to play the French Horn. You have to move your hand around inside the end to change the sound...
See, I always knew that seven and a half years in the school orchestra would come in handy one day...
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Post by Stormrider on Apr 12, 2003 9:58:20 GMT -5
ah fair enough
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Post by Stormrider on Apr 12, 2003 12:07:45 GMT -5
Jesus: "Hmm is that something on the end of my nose?"
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Post by Ironlord on Apr 12, 2003 13:39:31 GMT -5
Que?
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Post by Stormrider on Apr 12, 2003 14:35:08 GMT -5
nevermind, that one was crap anyway.
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Post by Stormrider on Apr 12, 2003 22:07:10 GMT -5
im bored with the jesus ones now :/ its been overdone to death on the opeth board anyway. heres some more for you to try, with a dog theme: good luck
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Post by Ironlord on Apr 13, 2003 11:33:43 GMT -5
Top: "What d'ya mean there's no dog in a hot dog?"
Middle: "Monsieur Fido was the latest casualty of the French Canine Revolution"
Bottom: "Bonzo shows his displeasure as Jos turns his girlfriend into a squirrel"
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Post by Spitfire on Apr 13, 2003 12:21:22 GMT -5
Bottom:
'Markachu finally meets 200t'.
Jimmer......... put the Spike / Galla pic on here...... you know, that one......
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Post by Ironlord on Apr 13, 2003 16:27:33 GMT -5
Like this, you mean...
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