Write The Setlist For The Next Album (resurrected)

[Spitfire]

Well, I had a thought. The Marilyn Manson album listing doesn't really sum the man up too well. Followup album?

Ironic About Everything

1. I Wasn't The Geeky Kid In The Wonder Years
2. Yes, Once My Ears Were Bigger Even Than This
3. Ripping Off Skinny Puppy's Live Act
4. With A Liberal Dash Of Alice Cooper
5. Lewis Lurking Somewhere In The Audience, Dancing Badly
6. Arse
7. Porn Star Girlfriend
8. I Used To Be A Gumby (No-One Quite Knows What Happened There)
9. Really Ironic Song About Drugs
10. Drugs
11. Absinthe On Tap (If You Believe The Rumours)
12. Bitch Fight Song
13. Really Really Ironic Song About Religion
14. This Tune Was Stolen From Radiohead (I Like Them A Lot)
15. This Entire Song Was Stolen From Faith No More
16. Truly Incredibly Ironic Song About Hollywood
17. Antichrist Song (Theme For That Smirnoff Advert With The Devil In It)
18. Guns For All. This Is Sarcasm.

And here I think there should be a few albums dedicated to my lovely ex hall mates.

This one is called Sssh, Whisper Whisper

1. Why Don't You Hang Around With Any Girls?
2. Do You Have Any Friends In Halls?
3. Urgh, You Have Sex (Repressed Mannish Bint From The Isle Of Guernsey With A Gigantic Chin)
4. Unfortunate Silk Pyjamas (They're Not Seductive, This Is An All Girls Corrdor)
5. We Don't Say That Word Here
6. Aggressive Vagina
7. Nasty Food
8. I'm Afraid That's How They Are Meant To Look (Fish Don't Swim In The River With No Head and Covered In Batter, You Over-Protected Trendy Fuckwit Townie Pansy Ass)
9. Romantic Comedy
10. Eastenders
11. Emmerdale Is Very Moving
12. Bang A Tambourine
13. Slayer, They're Nazis Aren't They?
14. Rammstein, They're Nazis Aren't They?
15. Hair Straighteners
16. Deafening Silence (If We Keep Quiet, Maybe She'll Go Away)

And the followup album, 'What? I don't understand.'

1. Corrie
2. I Don't Understand The Matrix
3. American Beauty Is Weird
4. What Is It About Anyhow?
5. I Don't Understand Matrix Reloaded
6. Why Do They Always Talk About Philosophy?
7. There Was A Cake That Made Her.. You Know...
8. And They Showed Her.. You Know....
9. You're Trying To Steal My Boyfried, You Cow
10. No, You're Trying To Steal Mine, You Whore
11. Premenstrual
12. Period Synchronisation
13. I Let Boys Make Nasty Comments About My Weight And Think That's Acceptable
14. Roots Bloody Roots.....
15. ......Peroxide Needed
16. Bitch Fight
17. Our Amazing House (About a Mile From Campus With Extortionate Rent)
18. I'm Scared Of Metallers

bonus track: Homophobia

Ah, now that makes me feel good... bitching vented after one year!

[Markachu]

The funny thing about Manson was that he used to love Deicide, and would regulary go to their earlier shows (both come from Florida).

Glen Benton remembers him.

He said: "Yeah, I remember that cunt. Used to wear a lot of makeup. Everyone used to smack the shit out him"

Brightens up my daywhen I think about that.

[Spitfire]

LOL well I'm glad you know what I'm talking about with regards to the man's past. It takes someone who has seen a band live to be scathing about them sometimes.

[Ironlord]

Hahaha! Time to revive this topic. Yolanda, bring it on, if you will...

[Spitfire]

OK:

Spike's third personal album, called Cherub's Sock in the Dino Cazares sense of the word.

1) OLD (Machine Head cover)
2) I'm Not Telling You What That Scent Is
3) It's Not French Connection!
4) It Isn't, I Tell You! (It's Chloroform)
5) Absinthe In The Jar
6) Scarred For Life (Vice Squad cover)
7) 2 Minutes To Midnight (And from penetration to ejaculation)
8) The Vast Album, Track 1 (Knickers Off)
9) The Vast Album, Track 2 (Foreplay Over)
10) The Vast Album, Track 3 (ooooooooooOOOOOOOooh!)
11) Recovery Track
12) Emosoc
13) Clip My Wings
14) I Know Kung Fu
15) It's About Skill, Not Strength (Unless Stu Flattens Me)
16) Happy Birthday, Mr President
17) The Shortest Straw (No-One Else Wanted This Shit Job And Markachuuuuuu Isn't Eligible For It)
18) Mirror, Mirror (Practising My Matrix Moves)

this album is dedicated to the man mountain that is Dreds Stu! Entitled 'Meh - The Story Of An Apathetic'.

1) Betty Page
2) Midget Porn
3) Why Is My Missis A Goddamn Vegetarian
4) Meh (with Napalm Death)
5) Braiiiiiiiiiins
6) One Week (Of Playing Knights Of The Old Republic)
7) Braiiiiiiiins Part Deux (They Have Turned To Mush)
8) That's Not How You Say San Miguel
9) That's Not How You Say Jalapenos
10) Ice Cream
11) Stu-Musk (in honour of that unique odour caused by the clash between his deodrant and his wet dog stinky dreds)
12) Belly's Gonna Get Ya
13) Shut The Fuck Up, Craig
14) Pointless Sarcasm
15) Flying Killer Subs From The Planet Wug
16) I Don't Look Like The Singer From Chimaira
17) I Don't Look Like Shane Embury
18) Pervirella
19) Brutal Stinky Dreds Of Satan
20) Dirrrrrrrrrrty (as in, In Need Of A Shower)

[Ironlord]

Hmmm. I reckon I could write my own personal album...

1. The Mighty Beard Of Metaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
2. Bass Solo
3. Late Nights In The NMR Room
4. Stumpy Is Gay
5. Hell Is Other Chemists (In The Wheatsheaves After Chucking Out Time)
6. If You Think I'm Going To The Irish, You're Very Much Mistaken
7. Scrapheap Challenge
8. Murray Walker Is God
9. Ian Wright Is Also God
10. As Is L.G. Petrov
11. Ale Storm (instrumental)
12. Fear My Beer Gut
13. Driving Deathtank In Germany
14. Gyaaaaaaaaargh! Die! Die In Pain!
15. Bass Solo II
16. Anthem Of The Scavenger Of Discarded Kebabs And Chicken From The Floor Of The Alma

Bonus tracks:
17. Lost In The Fog (The Long Lost Nimbostratus Track)
18. And The Band Played On (Fire & Forget cover)
19. Blackadder Theme Tune

[Spitfire]

Yeah, and I think my follow up album is due.

Simply entitled 'Rant'.

1) Chili Con Lentils
2) Dude Looks Like A Lady (What Gender Is The English Secretary Meant To Be)
3) Manky Tonsil Fever
4) Swords Of A Thousand Men (Oh, Who Gave Her Weapons)
5) I Just Don't Give A Fuuuuck (Man Rattling A Tin At Me On The Street)
6) Gates Of Hell (Welcome To The Bright Red Glowing Bedroom)
7) Mental Survivalist Neighbour
8) Fundamentalist Muslim Neighbour
9) ANGRY RESIDENTS SOCIETY AGAINST EDUCATION say: Students Out!
10) We Fucking Employ You And Are The Lifeblood Of Your City, You Tory Scum
11) There's A Pikey (Get The Crossbow)
12) Spike Is Lame
13) snuggles (ultra cheesy track, with Tarja Turunen on guest vocals)
14) Facey
15) Peter The Supervisor
16) Livin' On A Chaingang Part One (Boots Sucks)
17) Livin' On A Chaingang Part Two (Why Am I Doing All The Housework)
18) Pumpkin Pie
19) In The Ghetto
20) Gym, and, er, Jim
21) The Dark Forbidden Chili Sauce Of O'Shitelys' Kebab House

[Ironlord]

Dim the lights, rev your engines, turn it up to 11...

It's the new album from MANOWAR!

Entitled We Are Metal, it contains the following tracks:

1. Marching On To Glory
2. Raise Your Fists In The Air
3. And Bring Them Down Hard On The Heads Of Those Who Do Not Worship At The Altar Of Metal
4. Tongue Of Steel
5. Swords And Spikes And Three Wheeled Trikes (guest vocals by Stumpy)
6. Wearing The Loincloth Of Victory (Stitched Together By The Wenches Of Valhalla, From The Flayed Skins Of Our Defeated Foes)
7. Fight With Your Fists Of Fury
8. Just One Cornetto (The obligatory Italian opera mid-album)
9. Flee, Enemies Of Metal, Or Be Carved Into Small Pieces
10. Turn It Up To 12 (For We Are Louder Than Spinal Tap)
11. Sharpening The Battle Axe Of Metal (Hewn From Finest Steel)
12. Sword Of Metal (Also Hewn From Pure Finest Steel)
13. Crusade Of Metal (To The Foundry, For We Need More Steel To Make Axes And Swords With)
14. Metal On Metal (Originally by Anvil, but we had to cover it because it mentions "Metal" twice in three words)
15. Warriors With Blades Of Steel*

* And in a dramatic twist of direction, this track is about ice hockey...

[Markachu]

Spitfire said:

17) The Shortest Straw (No-One Else Wanted This Shit Job And Markachuuuuuu Isn't Eligible For It)
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It's funny because it's true....

[Ironlord]

Does anyone have any more of these?

Think, people, think!

[Ironlord]

Right! Time to resurrect this thread.

Finntroll's next effort will be called Humppa Ist Krieg...

1. Introhumppa
2. Alice The Camel Had Three Humppas
3. Humppapotamus
4. 30-second Accordion Solo
5. Humppa Rips Your Ears Off
6. Pedigree Chumppa
7. The Knights Who Say "HEY!" (And Dance The Humppa)
8. No Humppa At All In This One (Only Joking)
9. The Final Hoedown

[Ironlord]

Recorded for good measure, originally written on 14.08.2005

KORPIKLAANI - The Forest Yoiks My Name

1. Intro - That Yorkshire Tune, You Know The One I Mean, They Used It On The Hovis Adverts - humppaified (it turns out to be Largo from the New World Symphony, by Dvorak - so it's miles away from Yorkshire...)
2. Slay The Elk
3. Tin Whistle Solo (instrumental)
4. Wang Dang Sweet Bow-Twang
5. YoikalongaJonne
6. Elk Stew (instrumental)
7. Härki!
8. I Talk To The Trees (That's Why They Put Me Away)
9. Kylmäsavuporonpaistihumppa (instrumental)
10. In Praise Of The Ancient God Of Animal Skins
11. Tuonela (acoustic instrumental outro)
Bonus tracks:
12. I Am A Cider Drinker - humppaified
13. Are You Jealous Yet, Walkyier?