"Lord you know all of me, You know every part. I want to do Your will, live out Your precious plan. Do everything You ask me to- the best that I possibly can. This little child of Yours' is crying on her knees. Total surrender; total mercy. I surrender all of me and to You I bring all the things I hold on to, Lord I'll give up everything."
To which I can only compare this:
www.bsotl.org/With its classic song, Spank Me Jesus.
I like to be spanked.
Me it pleases.
Spank me.
Spank me, Jesus.
Oh it's Jesus I'll be thankin'
if he slaps me with a spankin'
I just don't know what I'd do
if the Christ-man made my butt all blue
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
When they nailed you to that cross
they were all proud and haughty
Jesus, show me who's the boss.
Spank me, I've been naughty.
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
I'll bet the Romans were surprised
to find you were not dead
But they would not believe their eyes
to see my butt so rosy red
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Oh Jesus, I'm on my knees
praying spank me, oh spank me please
Take off your belt
give it a whirl
Remind me now who made the world
Slap me hard, slap me fast
Ram that hand of glory right up my ass
Make me scream
make a ruckus
disciplining my naughty tuchus
Jesus now that it's your birthday
The birthday of my savior
Turn around and get on your knees
and let me return the favor
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
Doodaloodaloodaloodaloodalaloo
I like to be spanked
Me it pleases
Spank me
Spank me Jesus