Markachu
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SCOUSER MAJICK CHRISTIANITY JOKERAMA!!!!
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Post by Markachu on May 21, 2003 7:31:32 GMT -5
Disturd to a pot noodle!
Disturd - crap joke name of a band that we refer to because they are:
Shit - something I would not like to put into my mouth as I can imagine it would taste like a:
Pot Noodle - especially the curry ones.
I win.
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Post by Spitfire on May 21, 2003 8:40:58 GMT -5
Stop using the Kerrap phrases, I've told you a million times..... 'Disturd' was something Kerrap invented to diss Disturbed..... they used it in an article where they were talking up Gaymen / Amen, and that makes it lamer.
But as for pot noodles.... omg they are so shite! urgh! why are there peas in them? Why are they so bad? Normal instant noodles are never that shite!
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Post by Ironlord on May 22, 2003 2:11:10 GMT -5
No, wait, I can do Slayer to Seps. SlayerDave LombardoFantomasMike PattonFaith no MoreB...Rod...Nah, I got nothing... I suppose you could do "Mike Patton guested on 'Mine', an obscure B-side from Roots"... but that's cheating. I reckon it can't be far off. SEPULTURA Max Cavalera SOULFLY Logan Mader MACHINE HEAD Chris Kontos TESTAMENT Dave Lombardo SLAYER See. I knew it could be done. I'm going to have a go at Deep Purple - Machine Head soon!
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Post by Spitfire on May 22, 2003 4:52:55 GMT -5
Logan! Yay!
*throws G-string*
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Markachu
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SCOUSER MAJICK CHRISTIANITY JOKERAMA!!!!
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Post by Markachu on May 22, 2003 5:10:36 GMT -5
Logan! Nay!
*throws up*
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Post by Spitfire on May 22, 2003 7:05:09 GMT -5
*chugs Red Bull*
Silence in the presence of Nottingham's official Machine Head groupie! For nothing will be said against MH in my cyber-earshot!
Gr.
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Post by Ironlord on May 23, 2003 3:47:02 GMT -5
"He's got a pineapple on his head, He's got a pineapple on his head..." etc.
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Markachu
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SCOUSER MAJICK CHRISTIANITY JOKERAMA!!!!
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Post by Markachu on May 23, 2003 3:57:51 GMT -5
Copywrite Fanatsy Football League 1994.
I wonder what Jason Lee does nowadays...
Baddiel and Skinner used to be funny back then. WTF happened?
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Post by Spitfire on May 23, 2003 4:34:43 GMT -5
Fuck knows. If I'd been that bloke, I'd have been looking to make money out of the whole head / pineapple situ. Like a sponsorship deal or some ads for a company that sells fruit... instead he just whinged about how people taking the piss out of his pineapple hairdo had runied his career. FOOOOOOOOOL.....
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Post by Spitfire on May 23, 2003 8:44:46 GMT -5
What, with beads and gems braided into it?
Awesome!
But isn't that a bit hard to maintain?
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Post by Ironlord on May 23, 2003 17:42:56 GMT -5
If it's beards you want, no band will ever match the immense creations of ZZ Top.
Though one of them at least has got shot of it. GAH!
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Post by Spitfire on May 24, 2003 8:37:35 GMT -5
Rathergood.com has that 'Name that Beard' contest.... ZZ Top, Rasputin and Karl Marx were possibly the easiest of the lot.
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Post by Ironlord on May 24, 2003 14:02:57 GMT -5
"Rasputin! Bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers!"
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Post by Spitfire on May 27, 2003 8:46:36 GMT -5
*gives look of awe and impressedness*
*realises that this is rather sad*
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