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Post by Ironlord on Jun 18, 2003 7:13:57 GMT -5
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Post by Ironlord on Jun 18, 2003 7:19:51 GMT -5
And I'm going to kick off by rescuing the only ones I wrote at the end of the thread.
Big news! Audioslave are back in the studio working hard on their second album. Legend has it that it will be called "Believe Our Hype... Or Else". Oddly enough, it will contain only one nameless track, exactly three minutes long. The track consists of Brad Wilk playing one of Dave Lombardo's improvised hi-hat solos, accompanied by Timmy C farting on his bass and Tom Morello making squealy noises with his guitar - without ever striking a chord. Over the top of this, Chris Cornell reads out a shopping list, followed by the contents of his laundry basket, then talks to a cat, apparently called Clive. Kerrap! and Mental Hamster journalists have both hailed the new album, set for release in October 2007, as "the most significant album you'll hear this century".
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Post by Ironlord on Jun 18, 2003 7:21:44 GMT -5
Chris' personal opus will be called Download This Album...
1. Intro: Setting Off For Wacken 2. Riding The Storm! 3. This Sounds Like Opeth 4. All Hail My Sixth T-Shirt 5. Stand And Nod 6. Will You Sign This, Please? 7. 2AM Eternal (Where The Fuck Is Mille Petrozza?) 8. Intermission: Deathtank II Breaks Down In Hamburg 9. Phantom Of The Congressman Bake Cat 10. Dan Swanö Is God 11. Return From Wacken: Three Days Late
And while we're at it, here's maggot grrrl's personal album, titled Sacré Bleu!
1. eclecticism 2. the ballad of life in loscoe 3. flying on fairy wings 4. come ice skating (on pain of death) 5. ode to slipknot 6. grrrrrrrrrl power 7. post-post-post-rock 8. oðð track in icelandic 9. jimatar? 10. accents 11. midnight croquet 12. slaughter of the soul (bonus track, At The Gates cover)
(All the tracks merge into one another, with little indication of which is which...)
And now, as I can no longer believe that nobody ever made an album for DJ Markachu, here's Exiled For The Crime Of Masturbatory Soloing:
1. *THWACK!* 2. My God, The New Strapping Young Lad Album Blows My Head Off! 3. Suspicious Air-Guitar Technique 4. Destroy Warrington 5. Reaching For The Patented Twatting Rod (*THWACK!* Part Two) 6. Potassium Hexamethyldisilazide 7. Attack Of The Killer B.C. Rich Warlock 8. Gratuitously Large Text 9. *THWACK THWACKITY THWACK THWACK!* (*THWACK!* Part Three) 10. Human Pyramid 11. All Hail The Promoter 12. Get Me Out Of This Spoilt Cesspit 13. I Hate You (guest vocals by Cliff Yablonski) 14. Murder The Scallies (*THWACK!* Part Four) 15. Return To Nottingham (guest remix appearance by Brummy Joe)
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Post by Markachu on Jun 18, 2003 7:56:08 GMT -5
This one is still the king: (Damian's) Here's some that were inspired by Wise Old Ben:
Album Title: Rotting Misery
1. Mope 2. Behind the Grey Hair 3. As Mortals Watch Countdown 4. Colostomy Rains 5. Elusive Remote Control 6. I See Your Face (Or I Would, If You'll Hand Me My Glasses) 7. Yearn for Small Change 8. Walk Away (With My Zimmer) 9.One Second (Left to Live) 10. As I Die (About Time Too)
And a personal favourite of mine:
Dj Markachuuuu)
The New Lock up album, tentitively called AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG GGGAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
1) GAAAAAHHH UUURRGGHHH GGGAAAHHHHHHH 2) God, Nick's a bit fast for a fat drummer..... 3) UUUGGHH UUUGGGGHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(shane Embury mix) 4) The one that sounds like Napalm Death 5) Hang on, this one sounds like Napalm Death! 6) GGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHH UUUUGHHHHHHHHHHNIIIIIIIIIII 7) the attempt-to-be-sinister-but-sounding-like-a-complete-ripoff-of-any-SBM-band. (part XVII) 8) Blastbeat Wankdom 9)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHRRRR 10) The how-many-gurns-in-a-minute song (Manson-style-remix) 11) Barney: The Barbershop quintet (snigger) 12)My God This One Goes On for 3Minutes! 13) UUGH UUUGH UUUUGH UUGH UUGH 14) the Bjorn Brothers Approacheth (Thomas Gunshot Reprieve) 15) I wish I was back in At The Gates (the Orville 'I Wish I can Fly'crystal blastbeat megafucky remix) 16)how much of the album time do we have left? 17) The art of the vomit growl part 1) GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2) GAHHHHRRRRGHHHHHHHHH 3) UGHHHHHHHHGGYUYUYIII 18) My little pony ( collaberation with Backstreet boys) 19) Im sure Mark will buy this..... 20) Satan is Macdonalds and macdonalds suck my knob as they are evil. Whatever. (Linken park sanitised 'evil' version) 21) Cock Rock Shane 22) WHERE ARE YOU NOW, DEF LEPERD!!!!!!
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Post by Ironlord on Jun 26, 2003 12:00:01 GMT -5
I reckon "Surrounded By Cunts" would be a top title for the eventual album cobbled together from the best of the EPs...
I have been trying to write Yolanda's personal album for ages now, but my brain has waved the white flag and said "NO MORE!!!"
It must be all this chemistry.
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Post by Spitfire on Jun 26, 2003 15:43:16 GMT -5
In the meantime, here's BigChris' album, a project done with the Flaming Sideburns but with them playing metal instead of punky type stuff.
It's called: The Way Of The Frisbee
1. Spitting in the Eyes of the South 2. Children of the Children of Bodom 3. Terror At University Park Lake 4. Howay the Fit Northern European Lasses 5. Jesus Will one Day Build My Hotrod (When I've Graduated) 6. As Florence Boot Hall Burns 7. Manowar Are Quite Canny, Actually 8. The Way Of The Frisbee 9. Black Like My Pint Of Guiness (But Possibly Not My Soul) 10. Metallicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 11. Internet Sandman (With Weird Al Yankovic) 12. The Assassin (Maiden cover with throwing knives sound effects in the background) 13. Sideburns Of The North
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Post by jellybearwhore on Jun 27, 2003 8:07:46 GMT -5
ok think i can prolly manage an ep. this is a personalised anthrax one...
1. anyplace but stoke 2. black jellybear 3. sugarhero 4. crash (remember to round out... round out... ok I HAVE CONTROL remix) 5. what doesn't burn (this isn't my real nose remix)
hmm that's prolly only funny if u know the new anthrax album & have met me. oh well.
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Post by Stormrider on Jun 27, 2003 8:19:16 GMT -5
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Post by Stormrider on Jun 27, 2003 8:39:06 GMT -5
m sure you could do something with all the tracks...
1. Contact (Leaving JosWorld) 2. What Doesnt Burn (This isn't my real nose remix) 3. Sugarhero 4. Refuse To Be Denied (my jellybears) 5. Safe Home (all my flatmates have left.. woo!) 6. Anyplace But Stoke 7. Nobody Knows Anything (the alton towers' customer song) (8. Strap It On) 9. Black Jellybear (10. Cadillac Rock Box) (11. Taking The Music Back) 12. Crash (remember to round out... round out... ok I HAVE CONTROL remix) (13. Think About An End) 14. I've Come For You All (i'll turn you all into newts...)
ok so i cant do all of them.
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Post by Ironlord on Jun 28, 2003 6:08:40 GMT -5
1. Contact (Leaving JosWorld) Or: Contact (Leaving my own little happy world lalala) ...(with Megadeth on repeat play) ...(from the DJs at Damage who won't play Anthrax) ...(as the glider crashes) Just to go...
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Post by jellybearwhore on Jul 2, 2003 3:01:57 GMT -5
which leaves
8. strap it on (the parachute, u dirty minded sod remix)
woo! i have an album
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Post by Ironlord on Jul 3, 2003 4:01:40 GMT -5
Maaaaaaaaarvellous!
<*THWACK*s brain for not being able to devise any more personal albums...>
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Post by Ironlord on Jul 7, 2003 17:55:59 GMT -5
Yolanda's birthday present (which I would have thought of yesterday) is the long-awaited release of her personal album, Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
Track listing:
1. Intro: Bikes, Boots n' Boobs 2. My Middle Finger Raised In Your General Direction 3. Storm in an F-Cup 4. You're Mean! 5. The Sketchy Song 6. Spike: Die By My Hand! 7. Evil Coffee 8. Come, Friendly Bombs, And Fall On Swindon 9. Gr (instrumental) 10. Behold The Pink And Black Duvet! 11. Boots Of Doom 12. That's Just Wrong 13. Online Acidity 14. It's Only GIMPery... But I Like It 15. Tolkien's Missing Finger 16. Unleash The Weapons
The delayed release means that a covers album, called New Rock Bootlegs, is also available!
1. Paranoid (Ultra Paranoid mix) 2. Caffeine Bomb (Three Spoons mix) 3. Pain And Pleasure (...And More Pain mix) 4. Bodom After Midnight (In My Bed mix) 5. K@#ø%! (Extra Swear Words mix) 6. These Boots Were Made For Walking (And Kicking Townies mix) 7. Private Property (Hands Off mix) 8. A.D.I.D.A.S. (I Love Alexi Laiho mix) 9. The Yeti (Because It Lives In The Himalayas mix) 10. Silver Machine (Will It Go Faster If I Dribble All Over It? mix) 11. Warriors Of The World (Fighting For True Metal mix)
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Post by Spitfire on Jul 8, 2003 14:44:29 GMT -5
Hey, who said I was one track minded? You sarcastic git........ LOL
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Post by Ironlord on Jul 9, 2003 3:15:33 GMT -5
Hehehehehehehehe...
Anyone up for a second album?
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