Metallenglisch Phrase Book

[Ironlord]

On this thread, which I'm jamming firmly up the top of the list, post the most shining examples of Metallenglisch you can find.

Here's a valiant effort all the way from Spain, on Ensiferum's guestbook:

It was a boy (me) who likes metal music but one day he listened one group called EnSiFeRuM. He was exciting because he was in other world. Now he thinks that EnSiFeRum is one of the best metal band in the universe.

[Viking Phil]

Personally, I think you can't beat the classic phrase:
"Heavy Metal Will Never Be Died!"

[Ironlord]

I've got the entire article somewhere. Up here it goes when I find it...

[Spitfire]

Don't forget 'a place you doesn't necessarily want to be'.

[Stormrider]

Stratovarius - Destiny contains a few gems:

'And for what is worth
We're in the end before we know'

'It strucked me like a million lightnings
And here I am telling to you'

'But no one can`t escape the Destiny'

'So take a look at yourself
And tell me what do you see
A wolf in clothes of the Lamb?'

'Let your spirit free
Through Window of your Mind'

'I will be back one day to you
So please Wait For ME'

[Ironlord]

Ye gods. It is excruciating.

Now I have to find that "ancient millinary" track...